Movies
Confirmed
6.3
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
"Everything is under control."
October 10, 2025
1h 53m
Mary Bronstein
Drama
6.3
434 votes
1h 53m
Runtime
10
Popularity
Released 374 days ago — October 10, 2025
About
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Cast
Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Christian Slater
Father
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Ella Beatty
Kate
Trailer
Release Date
October 10, 2025
Status
Confirmed
Director
Mary Bronstein
Platform / Region
Cinema
Production
A24, Central Pictures, Fat City
Budget
$1.5M
Revenue
$1.7M
Language
English
Details
- Age Rating
- R
- TMDB Status
- Released
- Writers
- Mary Bronstein
- Producers
- Josh Safdie, Sara Murphy, Ryan Zacarias
- Cinematography
- Christopher Messina
- Countries
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English, Spanish
Release Dates by Region
- Indonesia · Premiere: September 30, 2025
- Indonesia · Limited: November 14, 2025
- Indonesia · Theatrical: November 8, 2025
- United States · Premiere: January 24, 2025
- United States · Premiere: August 30, 2025
- United States · Premiere: October 2, 2025
- United States · Premiere: September 21, 2025
- United States · Premiere: September 26, 2025
- United States · Premiere: October 4, 2025
- United States · Premiere: October 16, 2025
- United States · Premiere: October 19, 2025
- United States · Premiere: October 10, 2025
- United States · Limited: October 10, 2025
- United States · Limited: October 17, 2025
- United States · Theatrical: October 24, 2025
- United States · Digital: November 18, 2025
- United States · Digital: January 30, 2026
- United States · Physical: May 26, 2026
- United States · TV: January 31, 2026
Where to Watch
United States: Stream on HBO Max Amazon Channel, HBO Max | Rent on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Fandango At Home, FlixFling | Buy on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Fandango At Home
Data by TMDB / JustWatch.
hotel
therapist
long island
new york
female protagonist
sick child
motherhood
woman director
absent husband
psychological drama
mysterious illness
montauk
parenting stress
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Gallery
Videos
- Mark Kermode reviews If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025) | BFI Player (Featurette)
- Amelia Dimoldenberg Asks Rose Byrne If She'd Be A Good Therapist | Oscars Pre-Luncheon Luncheon (Featurette)
- Extended Scene (Clip)
- Red Carpet Interviews (Featurette)
- This Performance Got Rose Byrne an Oscar Nomination (Clip)
- The Oscar Nominated Hamster Scene (Clip)
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